Oh, dude, that sucks so bad. My car has been egged(haven't had it a year, yet) but at least that just washes off! It actually made me chuckle to myself a little, I took it as a compliment.
But, I have to say, I'm glad this isn't another theft story. It could always be worse! At first I was pissed while scrubbing egg from my front snowflake's mesh, but then I thought about the big-time potential for worse situations to arise. I was just glad the car was still there!
My gf works with a girl whose boyfriend bought a black '98, paid cash, and stopped in Hartford at *forget-its-name-don't-go-there* mall. Went into EMS, walked out ten minutes later, broad daylight, car was gone.
This was a week ago. The police recovered the car yesterday - it's a complete loss. Police said the same day, another Honda was stolen from the mall's lot.
He hadn't insured it yet, as he bought it on Sunday, was planning to go home, park it, and go out with one of his two other cars for the night. Was gonna call on the insurance in the morning. I don't know him well, but he's not a happy guy right now...
GL getting it cleaned up! And f*** them, I'd say they were just jealous of your Teg! (Probably drive Mom's Taur-ass or something *LOL*)