[TechIntegra]

anybody know how i can make the rear windshield wiper fluid squirter squirt harder with more pressure so it will squirt farther, i no longer have the rear wiper so i want to make it squirt people behind me if they are following too close or anything. any ideas???

 

[synacide]

that is the funniest sh*t that ive heard.. oh man.. i am sooo lovin that.. let me know how it goes.. all the power squirtin to ya.

 

[lMlElNaCe-GsR]

look at the squirter and go to home depot and buy the one that sprays instead, take out the old one so it shoots up, the wind will do the rest, i dont know be creative. thats the best advice i can give.

 

[TechIntegra]

yeah i can already do it if im going 60 or more. but its kinda weak. cause i had a pt cruiser riding my ass when i was stuck behind a truck and i just kept squiting it and it moved back. so i just want to have a stronger shot. doesnt anyone have an idea???

 

[Tegnitez]

Anyone know how to make the damn thing work? All mine does is dribble down my back window it doesn't spray worth sh*t.

 

[TechIntegra]

yeah thats how mine is, unless im driving fast and the wind takes it

 

[Weston]

lol. I was thinking about the same thing just the other day. I haven't really looking into actually doing it yet though.

It's supposed to dribble down the back window, otherwise it wouldn't end up on the back window.

 

[AnythingTypeR]

My brothers friend did this mod on his Chevy Blazer 2 door and its so funny to see people behind him move out of the way because they got sprayed. I always thought my teg would do it if I was going fast enough but maybe not. Another idea is turn the front ones to the sides and then you can spray cars on either side of you!

 

[TheTeggy]

none of my sprayers work anymore, but I will look into how to do the whole rear one cuz its a great idea

 

[gsrsilv]

find where the motor is for the squirter on the back. then take a motor that is for the front wipers and use that. or if it uses the same one as the front you would have to place the motor closer to the nozel to get more velocity at the nozel.

 

[NeoSilverTeg]

I don't know that's funny as hell though!!!

Try this (alternative to squirting to get rid of tail gaters). Go to wallmart or somewhere for a cheap pair of fog lamps around 60 W or so. Those cyber white crap ones or whatever. Mount them on your back hatch deck (inside the car) and have a switch by you (the driver). Anyone rides your ass (especially at night time) FLASH THEM!!! You make people so pissed off it's great. I did this for a long time. Teach those tailgaiting fockers. Heh heh.

 

[INSANE8]

hmmm... maybe load it with gasoline rather than wiper fluid and buy one of those exhaust flame thrower kits ... that should teach em a lesson they won't soon forget ... =)

 

[Ruff_Neck]

Or put a straw in the squirter to act like a cannon. Trim the straw for maximum distance!!!

 

[drpepper962]

what if you have a 4 door i used a water gun out the sunroof one time the Monster XL my friend shot the F***er then he got really pist but it was funny as hell

 

[TheTeggy]

I figured it out all you have to do is resize the hole a little bigger and re-aim it when you are resizing it by boring the upper part of the nozzle. That should work. If you dont want to try it first I am about to go do it and tell yall how it works.

 

[TheTeggy]

well my sprayers are still clogged even though I took them off and thought I cleaned them out, maybe it isnt as easy as I suspected. I do know that if you just take the sprayer off the line will shoot solution about 8 feet.

 

[Weston]

I don't know that's funny as hell though!!!

Try this (alternative to squirting to get rid of tail gaters). Go to wallmart or somewhere for a cheap pair of fog lamps around 60 W or so. Those cyber white crap ones or whatever. Mount them on your back hatch deck (inside the car) and have a switch by you (the driver). Anyone rides your ass (especially at night time) FLASH THEM!!! You make people so pissed off it's great. I did this for a long time. Teach those tailgaiting fockers. Heh heh.

Hahahaha. There's been many times that I wished I had like a giant spot light mounted on my trunk so I could blind the f**ker behind me. I could use them as backup lights too, since I can't see sh*t at night when backing due to my tint. I wouldn't really wanna get caught using them on someone though; I think I might get into some trouble, lol.

 

[LT6916]

OMG that is funny!

why not find something that will hold sulfuric acid so when it meets their paint they can watch it boil off!!!

But anyway, my front squirters are so out of alignment that one OVERSHOOTS the windshield and sprays behind the car...try that?

 

[Angry Joe]

Brake fluid works too...

I remember reading how a guy turned his front washers around and used them to squirt pedestrians

 

[IXICodeBlueIXI]

i dont really know how you would go about making the squirter push harder, i took mine out and replaced it with an antenna, but i DO know that the pump for the squirter is not in the roof, its actually embedded on the side of the windshield washer fluid, i only know this because i took my whole front end off the other day, its on the drivers side